Waste Your Money on This Five-Star Hotel’s ‘Water Menu’

July 27, 2015

Who wants to be a water snob?

Rejoice, teetotaling aristocrats. Now you too can snobbishly enjoy a beverage that has no taste variation for the majority of the population. The Merchant Hotel in Belfast has employed two water butlers who help recommend different varieties of ridiculously expensive H2O, writes Mashable. The hotel offers a water menu — yes, really — with beverages sourced from all over the world. Prices range from $7.70, which is way too expensive for a bottle of water, to $41.15, which is simply absurd.

Gavin Carroll, general manager of the hotel, told the Belfast Telegraph that premium water…