Valentine’s Day at KFC Involves Linen Napkins and a Soft Drink Sommelier

February 11, 2016

Guaranteed to elicit major side-eye from your date.

Fancy Valentine’s Day restaurant dinners are basically the worst, what with their overpriced prix-fixe menus and refusal to let the severely overplayed molten chocolate cake fade into obscurity. So why not buck tradition altogether and take your significant other to KFC?

Just kidding, don’t do that if you have any vested interest in the future of your relationship. But it is an option: Metro reports one KFC restaurant in the UK is testing “date-night table service” this Valentine’s Day, with plans to roll it out nationwide next year if all goes well.

The fancied-up…