‘Torso’ Found on Side of Road Was Actually Just a Brisket

July 27, 2015

A delicious mistake.

What could have been a gory crime took a turn for the delicious: A person in Massachusetts called the police to report that there was an item “on the side of the road that looked like a torso.” Turns out that it was just a brisket. Though, to be fair, it is still a crime to waste an entire brisket.