The Complete Guide to Drinking at Disney World

August 26, 2015

Disney World has a lot of booze — lot — but the quality varies widely. If you just want to drink, skip this and grab the closest boozy slush. If you want to drink well, read on.

TL;DR

The majority of vendors, whether they’re full service restaurants or quick kiosks, cater to the sweet American palate and the overwhelming desire for something cold and frozen. That means the parks feature all manner of colorful spiked slushie drinks (including a red, white, and blue number in the American pavilion in Epcot) and not a whole lot of balanced,…