Starbucks Unveils Fruitcake Frappuccino No One Asked For

December 15, 2016

It’s basically the ugly Christmas sweater of coffee drinks

Of all the seasonal treats rained down upon the masses around the holidays, fruitcake is the one that usually sticks around longest — partially because it’s inedible, and also because it basically never goes bad. But Starbucks isn’t letting these facts stop it from mining the dessert for its latest seasonal beverage. Beginning December 15 and running through that weekend, the coffee giant is blending up Fruitcake Frappuccinos.

Like the notorious baked good, the drink contains a mishmash of various ingredients: A basic Hazelnut Creme Frappuccino is blended with dried