Pizza Hut’s Newest Stuffed Crust Pizza Is an Affront to American Food

September 19, 2016

You can’t have a grilled cheese without American cheese

American fast-food chains’ incessant stunt foods arms race marches on: Today, Pizza Hut unveiled the Grilled Cheese Stuffed Crust Pizza, the newest iteration of its infamous stuffed crust monstrosities.

A mashup of two of America’s most beloved foods of all time, grilled cheese and pizza, seems like an obvious win. The chain has even topped the stuffed crust with breadcrumbs and melted butter in an attempt to mimic the sandwich. But in conceptualizing this mass of cheese and dough, Pizza Hut made one fatal error: There is no American cheese in