Olive Garden’s Never-Ending Pasta Pass Is Baaaaaack

September 13, 2016

21,000 will be sold to masochists across America

The first day of fall is right around the corner: Kids are back in school, wearing white is officially a fashion faux pas, and in a glorious symbol of American gluttony, Olive Garden has once again resurrected its Never-Ending Pasta Pass.

For the third year in a row, America’s most ubiquitous faux-Italian chain is offering OG fans the chance to gorge themselves on bottomless bowls of pasta — along with soup or salad, breadsticks, and soda — for seven weeks straight. The cost of this one-way ticket to Carb Town? A mere