Is Bjork the Worst Champagne Bottle Designer of All Time?

September 24, 2015

It’s not nearly as cool as her swan dress.

Musician and human alien Bjork has a new title to add to her resume: Champagne bottle designer. The Icelandic-born singer joined forces with famed music video director Chris Cunningham to create a new Dom Pérignon label and accompanying gift box. It’s not quite clear what exactly the duo actually did other than shove a laser inside the box — or, as the press release so eloquently describes it, “a shining beacon of exuberant earthy green light” — but perhaps the beauty of this limited-edition Champagne, much like Bjork herself, is too…