Dude Wearing ‘Crime Pays’ T-Shirt Tries (and Fails) to Rob a Little Caesar’s

July 30, 2015

He didn’t actually get any money.

Irony, thy name is criminals in stupid t-shirts: A dude in Baltimore tried to rob a Little Caesar’s while sporting a t-shirt emblazoned with the phrase “Crime Pays,” says the New York Daily News.

According to police, the suspect entered the store on Sunday “demanding money through a note and lifting his shirt to show the handle of a gun.” When the employees failed to open the register, the would-be thief snatched the note back and ran out penniless. His likeness has been quite clearly captured on surveillance video, so perhaps crime will eventually pay…