Cheesecake Factory Comes To New York, We Get An Early Taste of Greatness

October 25, 2016

Once in awhile, I’ll come across someone who has never been to The Cheesecake Factory. My jaw drops slowly, unhinging the same way it does when a plate of their famous Buffalo Blasts™ hit the table. The Cheesecake Factory is one of the most upscale mall chain restaurants America has to offer. But explaining the Factory can be complicated. For instance, in the hundred or so times I’ve been, I’ve maybe ordered cheesecake once. No, instead I longed to take this person by the hand a la Jack in Rose’s “Everyone’s alive!” Titanic flashback, push past the chain’s gigantic front