Burger King’s Whopper Wine Is the Height of Sophistication

September 29, 2015

Only available in Spain, sadly.

Burger King, maker of such sophisticated products as chicken fries and black-bun burgers, has entered a new sector: wine. To celebrate 40 years of burger-slinging in Spain, BK released Whopper Wine, aged in — what else — “flame-grilled” barrels. One can only assume this classy vintage offers aromas of sesame seed and grease trap. What’s next, drive-thru sommeliers?