A New Presidential Option: MOOYAH’s Bird Party Nominee

October 14, 2016

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The Crandidate is an all-natural Jennie-O turkey burger, which is topped with real Swiss cheese, crispy fried onion strings, Ocean Spray whole berry cranberry sauce, crisp green leaf lettuce, and a touch of mayo.
Can we make America great again? Yes we cran.
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It has long been assumed by the mainstream media and political pundits everywhere that this presidential election is, in truth, a two-candidate race.

Well, here’s another reminder that you should always save room for the turkey.

In late September, MOOYAH Burgers, Fries & Shakes announced its contender for the nation’s top office: not a third-party nominee, but a Bird Party one, with a backstory, platform, and fanbase in tow.

Chains: