A Man Named Bacon Got Into a Fight Over Sausage
Bacon had beef over sausage.
You can’t make this stuff up: A New Jersey man named named Thomas Bacon attacked a friend for eating the last slice of sausage. According to NBC New York, Mr. Bacon, a 19-year-old Madison, N.J. resident was so angry when a friend took the last piece of sausage that he went into attack mode. The beating was serious enough that someone called the police.
NJ.com reports that Police Officer Lisa Esposito showed up on the scene at around 3:30 a.m. late last week, and confirmed that a man had been assaulted over breakfast meat.